Now if I can only get them to sponsor my tired legs

I like the titles of the sufferfest videos... puny and direct. Today, we no exception really.  A Very Dark Place.  What else would you expect?  How about visiting there 5 times within 35 minutes.  After a brief warm up you dive in to a set of 5x 4:00 with 3:00 recovery. Those 4:00 are merciless, and I do mean by the strictest definition - without mercy.  thing starting with a 110 cadence standing sprint in to a continued 8.5 /10 effort with pushes and climbs in-between.

I wonder if Advil sponsors any major event or specifically any rider?

Yes, .... yes they do.   Now if I can only get them to sponsor my tired legs.